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And I had this funny dream and all

DID YOUR MOTHER EVER tell you about the “forbidden hours” to sleep? That if you insist to sleep at those hours you’ll have funny dreams that will definitely drive you yellow and all, and you’ll feel suffocate in your sleep because some monsters are chasing you down and all? Never? Oh boy, my mother did. She sure did.

She told me that I must never sleep at… well, basically at around 6 a.m or even 7 a.m. My family is — well, we are practicing Muslims and all, so after we pray in the dawn, mother said we couldn’t go back to sleep — especially after 6 a.m when the sun is shining! My mother also told me that I must never go to sleep when the sun is almost set or around 5.30 p.m and so. And even if I am sleepy to the point that I think I could sleep standing up without batting an eyelash — I must hold it. Oh boy, that’s my mother. When she says something, she means it.

“You’ll have some funny dreams if you couldn’t hold it. Hold it for an hour, then you can go to sleep,” she said, suggesting me to just sleep after 6.30 p.m.

I am not living with my mother now. But I sure still remember what she said.

But yesterday, I accidentally broke that forbidden-hours-to-sleep rule. And I had this funny dream that drove me banana in my sleep.

Honest to blog, I am glad that I broke it. I miss my dreams, and to dream them. You know, the celebration of your true desires and all, so Mr Freud said. It is sad that these days, when I wake up in the morning, I forget all my dreams. Sometimes I even think that I do not dream at all, so scary!

Yesterday, I woke up like at 5 a.m, and then I read this book you wouldn’t careless what it was. But an hour later, I felt so sleepy and all, I couldn’t hold it. So I slept. And dreamt.

My dream was: I was in this building and there was a flood. I was with some people, they were my new friends, I just met them and all. So two weeks ago I helped AJI hosted a regional symposium to discuss about freedom of expression with participants from ASEAN countries etc — it looked at how bad/good is the freedom of expression in Southeast Asia countries plus India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka [that turned to be not good at all — no surprise]. So in my dream, I was with these people from that symposium. But strangely, they weren’t the same people I met in the real symposium, if you know what I mean. They were different people, but from that symposium two weeks ago.

AJI asked me to help them out, you know, if they ever needed something or just directions to go to some places. In that dream, I also did that job. The difference was, there was this massive flood in the end of the symposium. I helped participants carrying their luggage around and all. But it was a real crazy flood, soon enough all of the streets were covered with gray water, and there were crocodiles. Seriously, some crocodiles, I am not joking. They were swimming so fast, waiting for us to jump into some dry land/spaces and fail and would probably eat us. And indeed, we were forced by the flood to move to those safe spots.

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Watching the world change: Priceless

WHOA. PEOPLE, HOW ARE ye?

It’s kinda late to post this, but so what. Have you watched Julian Assange posing for a commercial? Uh huh.

Click here or just watch it below.

Twenty secure phones to assist in staying anonymous: $5,000.
Fighting legal cases across five countries: $1 million.
Upkeep of servers in over 40 countries: $200,000.
Donations lost due to banking blockade: $15 million.
Added cost due to house arrest: $500,000.
Watching the world change as a result of your work? Priceless.
There are some people that don’t like change. For everyone else, there’s WikiLeaks.

You know what the coolest part of the video? Yep. That Assange is using the exact same laptop as I am! Hahaha. I know, silly, silly, silly.

Like what @apathoni said: And those of millions of other people RT @freudian83: laptopku sama kayak laptopnya julian assange :D

Oh btw, are you the “everyone else”?

PS: the only thing bothers the video is the ads tagged along on it. And lo, Google, are you seriously doing this? Visa Platinum ad when Assange is, literally, cutting his credit card? Sweet!

A Nobel Peace Prize for the Indonesian President

Nobel Peace Prize Medal. Image is from here.

LENNON PERFECTLY DESCRIBED HIMSELF and me  in his “Imagine”: we are dreamers.

My dreams are — oh you’re getting sick of reading this again and again — being a war correspondent and win a Nobel Peace Prize. I know those two seem somewhat contradictory, and they might not sound practical and realistic to many of you. But what can I say? I am a dreamer.

Even so, don’t worry, I’ve got a plan. You know, a dream without a plan is merely a wish, right. So this plan goes specifically for the Nobel Peace Prize ambition.

I’ve screened all Nobel Peace Prize winners from time to time to get a clearer picture of what these incredible people had done to deserve receiving one. Except for the 2009 winner, who was Barack Obama, and few others, I think all receivers had done tremendous works in bringing about peace, equality, and justice for the people at across the universe.

Look at the 14th Dalai Lama, Aung San Suu Kyi, Al Gore, Nelson Mandela, Jose Ramos-Horta, Kofi Annan, Yasser Arafat, Mother Teresa, and Liu Xiaobo. They are the people who made countless efforts helping people and making the world a better place to live. They are the extraordinary people.

With all due respects to all the names I have mentioned above — you all are heroes — I need to say that I should find a way to get one myself. So I think I need to know how to get it.

Without belittling the meaning of the Nobel itself, I think these are the formulas to win a Nobel Peace Prize: you are basically just “nobody” who do the humanitarian-and-related works with all your heart and soul, gain trust from the society, receive a lot of coverages in the media because of your hard work and dedication, win it, keep doing the work. Or, you have an important position in your country [let's say you're a statesman], work and get paid — because that’s basically your job, some coverages in the media, do the work well, get exposed again, win.

After considering a thing and some, I think I’ll take the second order to win, it looks easier. But I know that if I desire to take the second path, I need to become the President of Republic of Indonesia, or at least the Minister of Foreign Affairs or Minister of Manpower. So I might need some years to get elected as a president or appointed as a minister.

Here’s my idea, that I hope neither my President nor Foreign Affairs Minister would steal it to save the Nobel Peace Prize for themselves:

Do you know that there are bunch of things you could do in Indonesia to bring about peace and justice? The nation poverty rate [2010 stat] is 13 percent or around 31 million people. Unemployment reaches 7.41 percent or about 8.59 million people. Tens of thousands people lost their homes and hopes to Lapindo mud ‘disaster’ in Sidoarjo, East Java. And look at the recent stat: 303 Indonesian migrant workers are facing serious charges including death penalty overseas, especially in Saudi Arabia and Malaysia. Indonesian government cited recently that some 22 in Saudi Arabia are waiting to be executed in near future.

Just earlier this week, Indonesian people were in mourn and enraged for Ruyati binti Saputi, a migrant workers from Bekasi, who was beheaded by sword in the western province of Mecca without notifications. The s**p*d Indonesian government did not have any idea that one of its citizen worked in Saudi Arabia was dying alone — they soon blamed Saudi Arabia for not sent them a notification.

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Anita, the wimpy kid [not?]

OKAY, FIRST OF all, let me get something straight. I am a grown-up, a seriously serious grown-up. I need to specifically mention this, because, there have been accusations against me saying that, well…  I am not 28-ready.

Let me tell you what, I am all clear about the concept of growing up and definitely 28-ready.

So, I think it is very unfair that my fondness for the Diary of A Wimpy Kid is taken by some people as a justification for their cheap accusations.

“Diary of A Wimpy Kid? I don’t read a children’s book.”

Grabbed the image from here.

Excuse me? A children’s book? Well, okay, some reviews did say that the books are one of the most successful children’s series ever published. And I did notice that they carry a “9+” sign on the back of the cover. But does that mean the books are for kiddos?

Let me just say this for the record, if I get to be a mother one day, I will never allow my 9+ children to read Diary of A Wimpy Kid series. Don’t get me wrong, I love Greg Heffley, I love him as long as he is not my son. Coz honestly, who can take care of such unruly brat who can’t even focus on his lessons for minutes, but able to master Twisted Wizard in a day? [FYI, brats are super easy to copy off, so better set a distance between your kids and Diary of A Wimpy Kid].

Do you get my point? I don’t think Diary of A Wimpy Kid series are for kiddos. And by then, I absolutely am not-guilty for reading them, and thus is proven to be a serious grown-up.
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Bernanke is sending me an e-mail

WHAT’S THE BEST spam e-mail you’ve ever received? :D

Whatever yours is, I bet mine is cooler, way cooler!

Man, I received an e-mail from Bernanke yesterday! Yes, Ben Shalom Bernanke!! Yes, Bernanke the chairman of the US Federal Reserve, the Central Bank, the… Time 2009 Person of the Year [for preventing the US from an economic catastrophe, so Time did say — I bought a copy of that edition, he had his face printed on the American dollar for the cover, kinda forgot where I put it anyway].

So, to make a long story short, Bernanke is always special to me  [you could check my Blahconomics for an explanation]. Special like… not exactly like Palin is to me. But I give them almost same treatment: never let a single link on Twitter mentioning their names left unchecked.

And it was that Ben S. Bernanke who sent me an e-mail yesterday!! So it was pretty much a blow, despite the fact that — I know it, people — it was merely a dumb gimmick.

Anyway, do you wanna know what he wrote to me? :D He said I got a full inheritance fund of US$10.5 million from the Nigerian reserve account, thus I need to inform him my account and la la la. He closed his e-mail saying thanks and God bless you. Man!

He’s totally going to bail me out. Ha ha.

And here’s the gimmick, the best one, so far:

PS: Spammers, you’ve proven yourselves!

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From: “MR. BEN S. BERNANKE”<brady55@rcn.com>
Date: Fri, 10 Jun 2011 11:26:36 -0700
ReplyTo: <bernankemr.bens@rocketmail.com>
Subject: PAYMENT INSTRUCTIONS FROM BANK FEDERAL RESERVE BOARD

Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System
33 LIBERTY STREET, NY. 10038,
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

RE: CONTRACT FUND CREDIT FROM BANK FEDERAL RESERVE BOARD

ATTN: Fund Beneficiary,

We have received a payment credit instruction from the Federal Government of Nigeria to credit your account with your full Inheritance fund of US$10.5Million from the Nigerian reserve account with our bank.
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