Archived entries for Random Stuff

The old man, the sea, and I

I HAD A bad day.

Oh there, what a perfect opening for my first 2012 blog post. But what can I say?

At a time like this, I just want to get inside the Great Persky’s magic box, like what Professor Kugelmass did. He would get inside the cheap-looking Chinese cabinet, waiting for Persky to throw a book to him. Once the professor got the book and tapped it three times, he would find himself projected into that book. Professor Kugelmass ended up making love to Madame Bovary.

But I only want to meet Santiago, and sail the blue Havana ocean with him, at a time like this. I want the Great Persky to throw me Hemingway’s The Old Man and the Sea.

Grab the image from here.

Tap tap tap.

It is still dark. Santiago, the old man, leads our way. We walk in silence. I could only see his back. He’s pretty tall and his shoulders seem powerful, although very old — just like what Manolin said in the book.

His posture and aura, they are exactly like what I have always imagined. He is a calm man, I tell myself. And you can feel this strange tranquil feeling when walking behind him.

“I had a bad day,” I inform him, to his absent reply.

He walks pretty fast for an old man. He is barefoot. I gaze at his old shirt — that had been patched so many times. I regret that I did not bring him some clean blankets.

I feel ashamed, I should have not wore this stupid Jamiroquai’s t-shirt, and shoes. Oh my God, why did I wear them? Yeah, my Converse shoes. I hate Converse. God, I look completely 2000s.

But that old, best fisherman, seems not to care about what I am wearing. It’s not surprising. His head must be filled with places he went and lions he saw, his wife, and the Yankees. He is crazy about them, Yankees that cannot lose.

Suddenly, he says something. He says he could feel the morning coming. I could, too, then I hear myself saying, “a chill in the air.”

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Watching the world change: Priceless

WHOA. PEOPLE, HOW ARE ye?

It’s kinda late to post this, but so what. Have you watched Julian Assange posing for a commercial? Uh huh.

Click here or just watch it below.

Twenty secure phones to assist in staying anonymous: $5,000.
Fighting legal cases across five countries: $1 million.
Upkeep of servers in over 40 countries: $200,000.
Donations lost due to banking blockade: $15 million.
Added cost due to house arrest: $500,000.
Watching the world change as a result of your work? Priceless.
There are some people that don’t like change. For everyone else, there’s WikiLeaks.

You know what the coolest part of the video? Yep. That Assange is using the exact same laptop as I am! Hahaha. I know, silly, silly, silly.

Like what @apathoni said: And those of millions of other people RT @freudian83: laptopku sama kayak laptopnya julian assange :D

Oh btw, are you the “everyone else”?

PS: the only thing bothers the video is the ads tagged along on it. And lo, Google, are you seriously doing this? Visa Platinum ad when Assange is, literally, cutting his credit card? Sweet!

Bernanke is sending me an e-mail

WHAT’S THE BEST spam e-mail you’ve ever received? :D

Whatever yours is, I bet mine is cooler, way cooler!

Man, I received an e-mail from Bernanke yesterday! Yes, Ben Shalom Bernanke!! Yes, Bernanke the chairman of the US Federal Reserve, the Central Bank, the… Time 2009 Person of the Year [for preventing the US from an economic catastrophe, so Time did say — I bought a copy of that edition, he had his face printed on the American dollar for the cover, kinda forgot where I put it anyway].

So, to make a long story short, Bernanke is always special to me  [you could check my Blahconomics for an explanation]. Special like… not exactly like Palin is to me. But I give them almost same treatment: never let a single link on Twitter mentioning their names left unchecked.

And it was that Ben S. Bernanke who sent me an e-mail yesterday!! So it was pretty much a blow, despite the fact that — I know it, people — it was merely a dumb gimmick.

Anyway, do you wanna know what he wrote to me? :D He said I got a full inheritance fund of US$10.5 million from the Nigerian reserve account, thus I need to inform him my account and la la la. He closed his e-mail saying thanks and God bless you. Man!

He’s totally going to bail me out. Ha ha.

And here’s the gimmick, the best one, so far:

PS: Spammers, you’ve proven yourselves!

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From: “MR. BEN S. BERNANKE”<brady55@rcn.com>
Date: Fri, 10 Jun 2011 11:26:36 -0700
ReplyTo: <bernankemr.bens@rocketmail.com>
Subject: PAYMENT INSTRUCTIONS FROM BANK FEDERAL RESERVE BOARD

Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System
33 LIBERTY STREET, NY. 10038,
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

RE: CONTRACT FUND CREDIT FROM BANK FEDERAL RESERVE BOARD

ATTN: Fund Beneficiary,

We have received a payment credit instruction from the Federal Government of Nigeria to credit your account with your full Inheritance fund of US$10.5Million from the Nigerian reserve account with our bank.
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Some people on Facebook are just too crazy

YEP YEP. WELL, AT LEAST they are to me.

I’ve been noticing some horrific trends on Facebook and believe it or not, some friends of mine [at some level they are still friends although now I barely know what they are up to] are suffering from them.

Unless you’re Justin Bieber or Nick Kristof, having 3,000 friends on Facebook is kinda… brutal, don’t you think so? And trust me, having 320 profile pictures with some dozens of them are you tongue kissing your husbands/boyfriends is not funny at all, it scares the living daylights out of me, us, the normal people. Unless you’re James Franco, don’t even dare to think of doing it.

I am all blushing at the moment, but when it comes to Facebook, I believe that I am pretty much one of the best Facebookers I know.

Well, I am not having the perfect number of friends. Currently I have 709 friends (I can explain that!), 50 profile pictures (okay, I cannot explain this one), some 427 photos are tagged with my names on them (some did carry me on the frames, some did not), and I have 23 photo albums (mostly for my friends, and I do not tag myself on my own albums).

Like I told you, I have an explanation for my 709 friends. I personally think 500 is the top number for friends you could have on Facebook. So it was last year that I started the friend-cleaning program. The result wasn’t good tho, as some of ‘friends’ who I got them unfriended readded me just days after I bagged them.

And just days ago I screened that number again and the result was negative. I mean, I know all of them, or at least, we are or used to be friends [I always think that, today, with its own 'ruthlessness,' Facebook connections are only for good friends]. So it’s kinda okay I guess, since I know them all, although it is clear that 709 is not my ideal number.

But at least am still all normal. Do you know what really are crazy on Facebook? Well, having 1,700 or more friends on Facebook [without knowing them all surely and knowing for sure that you are not a pop star] and 320 profile pictures are just two of the… I don’t know, bunch of craziness on Facebook?

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No Royal Wedding, Yes May Day

YES, I MISSED THESE important, juicy stories! I mean for blog.

1. MAY DAY

I joined the rally, surely, with tens of fellow journalists and hundreds of labors. Well, journalists are labors too, at some points. Press union makes us strong!! Photo by Adri Kampret.

2. #OBL

I’ve missed dozens articles on Bin Laden’s death. God, there were hundreds of articles about him. Each news outlet must’ve published like tens stories about him? Photo from Time.

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