Archived entries for Films

So sayonara, nice to know ya, Hollywood?

“BUT YOU PLAYED it for a midnight show last week, so how on earth you do not know whether your theater will be showing it again anytime soon?” I could hear myself almost screaming to the phone.

A lady at the other end of the receiver, if she’s normal then she must be hating me by now, replied calmly, “it depends on the central office, miss. I really couldn’t say…”

I interrupted abruptly, “but logically, if you have the movie, then you will play it, right? The reports said that cinemas won’t be able to play whatever films HAVEN’T imported, but 127 Hours absolutely HAS ENTERED the country, because you got the film already, you even showed it last week, RIGHT?” I felt the necessity to emphasize whatever words I have, because it is clear that this argument of mine is very logical, and besides, I still couldn’t forgive myself for not just hitting the cinema last week to watch 127 Hours.

“But really, I cannot say anything…”

Another immediate interruption, “but how come? How come you do not know and cannot say anything?”

She sighed, a long-deep exhalation, “it depends on the central office, miss. I cannot say anything, really. The film is here, but whether it will be shown soon, I really don’t know.”

“Where’s your central office?” I asked in despair.

“In Wahid Hasyim,” she said, referring to a main street in Central Jakarta.

“Right, thanks!”

These days, seriously, I probably would kill for a James Franco.

Yes, the lady I talked to over the phone yesterday, she’s a 21 Cineplex employee. I was literally forcing her to explain to me something she clearly was unaware of. Sheesh! Sorry, am on the rag!

But ow, ow, fuckity-ow have you heard the news? Cinemas, at across the archipelago, face threat of Hollywood boycott. Yes, HOLLYWOOD, where fine, not so fine, and far from fine fantasies came. It is because of a tax impose — a new import policy drew by the Indonesian respective government that went into effect last month, January 2011.

Today, I mean, the days before the halting of foreign-film distribution, “imported films already had to pay a 23.75 percent excise duty, a 10 percent tax to the central government and another 10-15 percent of the profit from ticket sales to regional governments” Noorca M. Massardi, the chairman of the Indonesian Cinemas Association and spokesman for 21 Cineplex, told Indonesian media.

The new tax on distribution, he said, was also as much as 23.75 percent.

“It is an outrageous import tax on distribution rights that has never before existed in any film business practice in the world,” Noorca said.
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I’ve just met a tall dark stranger

CAN YOU NAME the ugliest drama — comedy or romantic comedy — you’ve ever seen so far? I cannot name one, because I have seen many, too many of them. Well, many of them are probably just cheap, I guess. It’s so cheap and facile you will eventually forget to use your brain while watching them.

Cheap dramas, want me to name some? Killers, Spread, and… any films with Ashton Kutcher or J-Lo in them. I don’t understand, but bad films usually come with bad titles and handsome actors in them. I mean, Killers? Please, compare to this: You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger. Your heart’s beating faster after reading the latter? Good, that’s a sign.

I’ve been seriously pondering: how can people not produce some detail-witty-romantic movies like Woody’s Annie Hall (1977) anymore, now? With all the technologies, money, handsome men and pretty ladies today, how can people only produce movies like The Back-up Plan and Sex and the City 2 Movie?

Romantic comedy or just comedy films today are too instant and superficial, I think. I mean, look at the Leap Year or… I don’t know, all those dramas and romantic comedy films that only make their leading actresses leave their handsome-rich boyfriends for some so-so kindhearted guys. No background, no explanations, just love conquers all.

Thank God that never happened in Woody’s films.

Must I break the news for you, again, readers? Yes, I am a judgmental bitch and a Woody Allen devoted fan. I think Woody is cute, especially when he talks with his speed, pauses, tones, and — sometimes — stuttering. I love all his movies (those I have or haven’t watched. Lol. A psycho me).

Honest and earnest, I prefer to see a movie with the old Woody Allen as the leading actor, rather than the one with Ashton Kutcher in it. Not that I am saying that Ashton’s ass ain’t sexy, but… Ashton? His name defines quality. I mean low quality.

The poster at the Blitzmegaplex, Grand Indonesia. Jakartans, you must wait until Feb, sorry to see it before you all :D

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Behold, good people, for the finale Snape!

HAVE YOU WATCHED Harry Potter And the Deathly Hallows? I have and I can’t wait to see the second part of the last sequel. Some people said that it’s pretty disappointing compared to the previous ones. But well, I completely understand that, because it’s only half of the finale!

The only disappointing fact of the movie is that my favorite professor, Severus Snape, appeared for merely five minutes (?) of the more-than-two-hours movie.

Severus Snape. Photo taken from Wikipedia

Oh Snape! I know that you’re a good man. And a good man works silently! Cannot wait to see you in the finale episode!!!

Dreams dreams dreams

DiCaprio in Inception, cut this one from the trailer on youtube

I INDEED got a kick out of Leonardo DiCaprio. Twice, during these five months? After the amazing Shutter Island, now he gave me Inception. Well, I probably need to address the kick as Nolan’s and Scorsese’s, no? But still, it was DiCaprio who lived up the characters [that, I should admit, are pretty similar].

It is very interesting how both movies showed that minds are actually very powerful. It dictates you, us, or in the Inception, our dreams, our unconsciousness do.

One of my fave scenes, a full suspense!

Interpretation of Dreams was once my obsession, back then in the college, when I read many many Freud. It stuck inside my head just like that, making me analyzing my dreams every morning.

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